JoshMandel

As the story goes -- and Al can back me up on this (or not) -- they were really drinking during that photo shoot, and as they got drunker and drunker, the bubbles got lower and lower...

Water-based, I hope.

Al, be careful. This will mean we have to include new, ultra-dirty stuff like "sounding" and "gaping."

PERVERT!!!

Problem is that Mark Crowe is totally employed and consumed at Pipeworks (sp?), so he would be unavailable.