Joseph_Kickass

I used to dress up as a big bag of groceries for the grocery store I worked at and would always smile in pictures even when I realized what I was doing. I kept doing it even though my smile couldn't be seen.

Edit : yes I worked for HEB (an awesome grocery store only in Texas)

Edit 2: here is what it looks like http://i.imgur.com/N72HPh1.jpg

One thing I have realized from a lot of these AMA's for kids game shows..... the hosts were assholes for the most part. Sort of glad that I didnt make it on the shows back in the day....although I still think "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" would have been fucking sweet.

Dan, I love you. Every morning my alarm goes off, I grab my phone and see what you will fill my mind with today. I then go to work and act like I was reading random things the night before and blow my coworkers mind with the knowledge I learned. Since I dont give you credit. If I end up scoring with my hot coworkers and knock one of them up and they keep the baby, I will name that baby "Dan" no matter what gender because of you, I look smarter than I am.