Jordan_Morris

Ask them about the Bang Bus. Is it the same bus every time? Is it a series of busses? Is everyone banging inside wearing a seat belt?

He's flashing his dick to stray cats in an alley. He jerks off when they run away. You know, "yoga."

Mostly that no one would show up.

Also I don't really understand Reddit, so I'm naturally fearful. I guess I just don't want to be tricked into seeing any Pokémon porn.

I lean far away from the mic when I want to shout.

Thank you for noticing. I consider it my signature move.

Real answer: Writer for the Daily Show (or Conan or Archer or Children's Hospital).

Joke Answer: Butt salesman.