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Joose2001686 karma

That reminds me of a few years ago, whilst working in a supermarket on a very busy day I accidently knocked into someone and withou thinking blurted out "sorry sir, I didnt see you there". Bloke stands there, with his guide dog, and replies "Oh thats ok, I didnt see anything...... Ever!" and walked off chuckling.
I thought that was an amazing response

Joose200187 karma

Go home Donkey, you're drunk

Joose200170 karma

Whilst youre at it, take plenty of alcohol, crack, meth etc etc to have a super-immune child!

Joose200145 karma

Good evening Mr Brooks.
Who are your personal favourite authors?
And did any influence your own style of writing at all

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