John_Dunsworth

One time, at the toll bridge, I cut off a guy in an old Camaro.

With dual exhaust. And a Hurst floor shift. He was gunning it, and yelling at me, because I cut him off.

Then his face brightened up, and he yelled "HEY LAHEY! IT'S ALL GOOD MAN!"

That's it.

I did it for a couple of fans on tour with Randy once, in a McDonald's, and got kicked oot of the McDonald's.

I could not convince the guy that I was just pretending.

Hehehehehe! Hehehe. Yeah, where do you live?

Cyrus.

He's the real dick. Losco is a real caveman. And Julian is really sexy.

Drinking with the grain of the liquor... takes a LOT of experience.

You have to have an inner magnetic compass.

And face the way - face the direction in which the liquor was bottled.

I don't know, I'm just making this up, haha!

Every time someone asks me that question on my fanpage, I give a different answer.

My favorite line... let me think... "i tod a so."

Which was improvised by Ricky, during a rehearsal.