JimGaffiganHere

I worked on super troopers for two hours and people still come up to me and say "meow"

That's a great question, and one that I've had many times broached to me. (By the way, check out Brian Regan's great jokes.)

I thought that you were gonna go a different way, because first of all, no one's eating a frozen Pop Tart. Those people are weirdos. I think I would probably say, I mean...toasted is a little bit of a luxury. Sure, if you've got some time on your hands, if you're like a chef, you can toast a Pop Tart. But I'm a man, and a man eats a Pop Tart raw, alright? And you nibble the non-frosting portion first, like a man, and then you slowly do different sized bites. You might do one bite, take a look at it, see what your teeth map looks like.

But most importantly, there's two, so you can experiment. Obviously nibbling the non-frosted portion first, and then going at it. But, it's a great question and I think I have a lot of confidence that the internet is bringing about change in the world.

Speaking for other people has been something that's always been part of my personality since I was a teenager. It diffuses a situation so if I'm running late for something, rather than the other person saying "Jim I can't believe you're late" - if I say "Jim I can't believe you're late" in their voice, it makes a humorous situation out of something awkward.

Great question - I would have to say Lemon Poppyseed. And also, I know this "Secret Admirer" is really president Obama.

I kind of call that my "inside voice," which is me talking for the audience. I mean, I use a woman's voice...but some of it is we all have an inner critic and I'm giving that critic a voice. The judgmental tone is that critic, but also some of it might be interpreting some of the faces in the audience. Because you're never going to please everyone with your material. It's also a tactical thing, as a writer, you can establish a point of view but the "inside voice" can have the opposing point of view. So I can be for bacon and then the "inside voice" can be against bacon. Or they comment on my overall performance...we all have voices in our head, I'm just giving one an outlet.