JewelBStaite

Have you heard of wine?

The randy part.

Kaylee's kicked Mal down a couple pegs and become Captain, obviously. Simon looks after the babies.

Nathan Fillion is responsible for any and all practical jokes because he'll do anything for a cheap laugh. We created a really mindless competition on creative ways of giving each other the finger which snowballed into a competition to the death... I won. Sorry, Captain.

A boob. A genuine female boob. Then she had my signature tattooed on her genuine boob. Do you like how I chose this as the first question to answer? Oh, get ready.