Javindo

Jesus Christ, if a north Korean guard at the tomb of two previous dear leaders tells you to empty your pockets, you empty your pockets. Were you trying to get sent to the Gulag?!

I have albinism and I can dance better than most white people (the lessons probably helped...)

Hi Peter, how much contact do you get with "the oval office" as it were in your position? Do you have a cool security clearance level? Were you vetted intensely at any point?