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Javin0072247 karma

"So what'd you do at school today?"

Somehow no matter what they did at school wouldn't really be that interesting on that particular day.

"Today mommy died and daddy went to jail. Then mommy undied. Oh, you made a macaroni picture of a turkey?"

Javin0071837 karma

Plot twist: Guy in the corporate office is a pedo.

Javin007731 karma

TIL: Splitting meals between KFC and McD's is a "balanced diet".

Javin007511 karma

Oh my God. I couldn't even finish watching the whole thing. I worked on a diary farm as a kid, and I can assure you the majority of them are NOTHING like this. The girls on that farm only came indoors to milk, and they even got to the point that they enjoyed it. They'd come running when called, and file into their respective stations (strangely, the same cows always went to the same stations. It was like they knew which one was "theirs"). Then they'd get some extra feed and face scratchin's while being milked. Please don't think that all dairy is anything even remotely like this. Every one of those assholes need to be behind bars for a LONG time. Was that a fucking CROWBAR he was hitting them with?!

Javin007506 karma

And THEN? What did he do afterward? You really need to flesh out these answers.