Jainith

Joel’s all grown up now...”We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner...”

After a couple days the kid comes back and says either:

1) Tree Octopus exists (hopefully this doesn't happen as it makes #2 harder).

2) Tree Octopus doesn't exist, and you say 'How do you know?' and have the kid write a paper on that.

A broom?

An eldrichly possessed, abominably powerful kitten? Or the other kind?

You know, the ones with only 2 eyes, 6 or less claws per leg, that usually come in 3 or less primary colors. While both types tend to come with a cult of slavishly dedicated retainers, the eldrichly possessed abomination seems like it would be mire fun at parties so...