Jagasaur

I'm a chef. My mom's cooking is still way better than anything I can create.

Were you basically like "dude, I'm trying to tell you to gtfo..."?

I'm a sous chef with 14 years experience washing dishes. I also know how to properly restart a wireless router. Where do I apply?

Right?! I hope it's a sincere post but OP switches from rough English to "I probably studied creative writing at a prestigious school" English.

Agreeeeed. As Green party member who shares a few libertarian beliefs... this ama is just fucking terrible. I was hoping for some intelligent answers to intelligent questions, not this side-stepping bullshit that I wasted the last 10 minutes reading over.