JackPoe

My buddy doesn't know I read it to his daughter when I'm babysitting.

She'll "whisper" go the fuck to sleep when she sees her mom napping.

And by whisper I mean "borderline scream it into my ear".

I used to have a steel trap of a mind. Since December 2019 I've become forgetful. I'm not even that old.

Just stupid now, I guess.

Aren't you in Seattle right now?

My boss missed your talk at the Egyptian!

As a growing cook, I have a dream of traveling around Europe with my girlfriend and learning to cook in several restaurants over the next 10-15 years. Would you consider this a feasible game plan?

My boss asked me to ask you if you have any of the "ant gin" left.

I love this, partially because I finally understood it and partially because it's worth living by.