JackOCat

I think that is reddit's slogan isn't it?

I know everyone at the Verge is kind of a hipster... but congrats on becoming the Michael Jordan of hipsters.

Working at a tech internet news site and not using the internet essentially because it is 'too main stream'. F***ing genius!

I recommend carrying around a camera that uses film, a pager and if you are going to use a cellphone, make it one of those giant 80s ones.

God's speed sir.

scientists... I think you mean fake scientists planted by the UN 20 years prior just so they could discredit the simple truth that there is a massive conspiracy that only lonely men on the internet are close to blowing wide open!

You know the saying:

Not all heros don't vape.

What did you cover them with? Hopefully water?!