JAdomian

EDDIE! It's your estranged brother FREDDIE PEPITONE! Thought you could hide from me? Too bad - I'm VERY active in the Reddit community! I saw that fuckin movie you did and it was VERY insulting to our proud family. I came all the way down from the sugar factory in White Plains where I work an honest American job, to a hip fucking picture theatre they stuck right on the East River - all to see you stink it up like a feature-length metaphor for the decline and degradation of our once-proud nation. God fuck you, you miserable sack of corn syrup! Also, say hi to little sis for me and tell her our falling-out DOES NOT necessarily include her!

Your milk balls are slowly poisoning me - they give me GOUT and EMPHYSEMA - but they are HIGHLY tasty treats!