Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to Ash, now back at your man, now back to Ash. Sadly, he isn’t Ash, but if he stopped using Ptolemy's scented body wash and switched to Old Kingdom, he could smell like he’s Ash. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a felucca with the Ash your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s Senu with two tickets to that Gladiator fight you love. Look again, the tickets are now Carbon Crystals. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Kingdom and not a Ptolemy. I’m on a camel.

That's alright, I'll leave your soul for Apep.

NOT FAKE

NOT FAKE

Hi, Mr Leto! Just some (not so) quick questions:

• What's method acting like? Do people get confused when you remain in character and act different from your true self?

• I tried to avoid the Joker questions, but I just have to know: what type of Joker did you intend to be (manipulative, abusive, freaky, etc)? Also, did you take some inspiration from the Animated Series, by any chance (your take on him kinda reminded me of the cartoon version lol)?

• What do you do with the Oscar trophy after you received? Because whenever my brother wins anything, my parents would use them as paperweight XD

• How do you balance your careers on music and acting at the same time?

• What is your opinion on chili beef tacos with cheese? Never knew you were vegan; sorry for being a bit inconsiderate! 😅

Thanks in advance! ☺

Gooood. GOOOOD.