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IveGotAntsInMyPants688 karma

Is it your belief that Jack White is downvoting these questions?

[edit] Another kind stranger!! Remind me to clean out your ears with my tongue next time we meet (that's what gold users do, right?).

IveGotAntsInMyPants227 karma

Is your belly button an innie or an outie?

[edit] thanks for the reddit gold, stranger! I've never had this before. I didn't know it came with this weird smell...

IveGotAntsInMyPants94 karma

Some say he was spawned from a volcano. Others say he was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. All we know is...HE'S NICK OFFERMAN!!!

IveGotAntsInMyPants13 karma

I nominated you, brah.