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Itsthejoker130 karma

Not biodegradable.

Itsthejoker124 karma

The fact that HipHopTropolis didn't make it in is terrible.

Itsthejoker91 karma

My girlfriend sends me this IM from work today:

"Did you see mittensmuggler made it through his surgery

i'm so happy for him, and the female population of the world

I replied:

"...why the female population?"


"did you see how attractive he is? DAYUM"

tl;dr: congratulations on surviving, you handsome schmuck

Itsthejoker43 karma

Hell yeah, +1 for the Black Forest Ham cheapo club!

Itsthejoker38 karma

I used to work with a pair of female twins with albinism in Ohio a few years ago. I don't remember their names, but I didn't actually know there were two of them until I greeted the wrong one and she gave me a death glare. I'm not really sure why I wrote this.