IronyGiant

If my arch nemesis and I finally agreed to settle our inexorable differences in a duel to the death a mile below the waves using a pair of your submersibles, what optional equipment, offensive or defensive, would you recommend I invest in to ensure that I would win this battle decisively?

I appreciate your well-reasoned and, ultimately, pacifistic response. I would be lying if I didn't admit I was hoping for some sort "giant drill" or "hydraulic battle claw" option, however.

"El Presidente, great news! We finally found out how to launch the export rocket Elon Musk sent us. Apparently, all you have to do is push the big red button. Our research was seriously hindered until we discovered that you should not stand under the rocket when pushing the big red button. We lost a lot of good men that way."

• Space Penultimo

I like the way you think.

Solid Waffle House reference.