InvaderChin

Hi Les. My mother insists that you have an entire film crew on Survivorman because "all of those guys fake it".

So my question is: If you were in a survival situation where you are hungry for days, forced to forage and hunt for every last scrap of sustenance, but there's a full production crew with snacks and modern comforts mere feet away, what survivalist weapon do you fashion to kill the crew and take their food?

Take the job and just tell them you work for "Mindgeek". Serious porno hobbyists will know immediately. Casual masturbators won't even make the connection.

Now is not the time to have the "OTHER THINGS ARE DEADLY TOO!" argument about guns.

I'm leaving it up as a monument to it being okay to not know things.

^{Fuck, I'm dumb.}

Miesha Tate vs Lana Kane. The Champ vs The Monster Hands. Who ya got?