Intortoise

obviously

Watch out for bears

Watch those pinch/crush points. A foot saves a hand

I have a time machine. I put this plastic bag over my head and it lets me travel forward through time. At the speed of regular time. Whoa

Whats it like posing in front of banal shit written on a chalkboard.

Why do you always have to be in the picture?

/r/picsofmenwiththings