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Radon in the asphalt is reacting with the carbon chains in your motor oil.

Has constant exposure to radon given you any super powers? Conversely, has it had any detrimental effects, such as making your hair fall out or making you grow a third testicle?

Ever go into the backroom with a few of the other lads, pull down your drawers and play an impromptu game of ring toss with the donuts?

Do not allow this slight by the military to drive you to treat with the Palestinian God King and betray your country by showing him the weak points in Israel's defenses.