InsultThrowaway2

The best example is the UN Global Compact. It has a terrific articulation of standards but there is absolutely NO CONSEQUENCES when a company ... violates the standard routinely.

I think you'd have a lot more luck creating a trademarked logo, and granting its use to any company that adheres to the UN Global Compact (and prohibiting its use by any company that doesn't).

I know it'd make things a lot easier for me if I could simply look for products sporting a "UN Global Compliant" logo or whatever.

You're allowed to push or get a bit rough with any member of the public who makes physical contact with you, right? But what would you do if an attractive woman walked up and just kissed you, or grabbed your balls, or whatever?

To be fair, you're always fapping.