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InspiredByKITTENS312 karma

You just want her to say, "MyRectum thanks you for buying porn DVDs."

InspiredByKITTENS204 karma

YES I PLAYED THAT GAME!!! My favorite activity was poking the patient in the eye with a needle. In my defense, I was like 6.

InspiredByKITTENS138 karma

You. Write. Amazingly. Love it.

InspiredByKITTENS90 karma

Reason #32840973148937108 I friggin' hate buses: I am ridiculously afraid of vomit.

InspiredByKITTENS44 karma

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT