InfintySquared

When I was a teenager, I was involved with LaVey's Church of Satan. Different group, but somewhat similar ideals. I got the question "Yes, but why SATAN? often enough that I wrote an essay on it, and it's still somewhat applicable.

Today I cringe a little bit at my elitist prick attitude, but hell I was a teen Satanist, it comes with the territory. Enjoy in all its Geocities-era glory: "Why Satan?"

Oh, come on. The soundtrack to Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling, is CLEARLY the finer choice.

Proper mix of camp, snark, and sincerity to sneak past your shields.

Do you think she could squat his house?

Being from Chicago, I grew up knowing it as a religion with awesome architecture. (Nobody around here knows what Baha'i is, but everyone visits the gorgeous temple.)

Woah. I didn't expect to see a factual answer to this question. Cool!