Infantryzone

Take it a step further. Get them all with stern, disapproving looks and set them up in a room. When you have a kid, this will be the punishment room.

Make it red

Is operating a windmill like piloting a really poor single-propeller plane?

How many beans will they be able to make out of your kidney?

So is not having a "Santa Talk" out of the ordinary or did you only speak to people after finding out they did have a "Santa Talk"?