Indosay

"Mawaige is what bwings us togethew today."

-Almost John Cleese

"Please don't snap my dick in half, please don't snap my dick in half..."

I can't enjoy it anymore after reading all the horror stories (and seeing a video or two). Too stressful.

Confirmed: Tory smells like teen spirit.

I was the age you're at now when it happened. It's still crazy to me to think that there are people now old enough to get on Reddit who were too small to even use a computer when it happened. It was just like it was a couple years ago to me still, and I'm sure to a lot of people who are old enough to remember, and I was no where near New York when it happened. Indiana, actually, but it was still weird. Suddenly, everything you saw around you became dangerous. I just remember not feeling safe for a while, at home or anywhere.

I always wanted to write a short story about a space station bar in the very far future that has set up shop in this cloud. Like, they only serve this alcohol and they just pump it straight into your glass from hoses that extend outside of the bar into the cloud itself. I'm sure there are a million reasons why this would never actually work in realty, but it's the "very far future", you can just handwave those problems away with future space magic.