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Can I just use your AmA to bitch about airport things that I feel like relate to you and you can validate me?

  1. Roller bags are not carry-ons. I do my work, I carry my bag. I have a 30lb bag on my back. I get to stow it in the overhead. Quit being a bitch to the nice ticket ladies for calling you out on your bullshit roller bags and don't get all huffy and give tude to the baggage guy because you can't understand "carry-on" and you have to wait for him to bring your bag up.

  2. It's not on the airline to take care of your pet if you place them in cargo. Like... bro... you literally placed a living being where I'm placing my duty free beer and dirty underwear. YOU AGREED TO PLACE YOUR PET THERE. Every time I fly, I am around or directly involved with a person who is having a minor panic attack while flying. Imagine what your dumb ass dog is going through when you shove them into a carrier, and throw them next to my bag of dirty underwear and obvious alcohol issues, fuck with the air pressure, and then throw them to strange bag handlers who try their best to treat your pet with the respect you couldn't afford them.

  3. Saying "took you long enough" to a baggage fella guarantees you will get your last bag last. Not related in any way, pointing at that guy and saying "mr.important man has important man things to do" also guarantees that you will get your bag next to last... because they know you need to sober up.

  4. Stuck at the Las Vegas airport for over 10 hours? Explore the airport. Live your life. Write a new epiphany every hour. Don't gamble and yell at that nice lady opening up the diner next to the make-up machine and slots.