Im_your_real_dad

I'm not friends of your friend's friends, buddy..

Oh yeah, I remember Dr. Chad. Saw him because I was feeling dizzy and off balance. He was all like, "Your blood sugar is straight up whack, bro. Do you even eat fruit? Bitches like good blood sugar." I went to shake his hand and he just slapped me unnecessarily hard on the shoulder on his way out of the room.

I'm still really self-conscious about how women see my blood sugar to this day. Fuck that guy, man..

Maybe they're both terrible.

Kadoooosh!

I'd never heard it called a lumbar puncture before. I've always heard it called a spinal tap.