Im_not_the_cops

I was an assistant manager at a movie theater, and during one of the slower days (probably a Wednesday morning in September), I had a few of our staff member in the office relaxing and shooting the shit with me. We offered seatside food and beverage service, like a full bar/bistro type food, and one of the servers was there with me. He asked if we could look through the cameras to see if his guests were still eating, so he didn't have to bother them. While flipping through, we noticed a small sliver of white on the screen in the back left corner of one of the auditoriums. The in-theater cameras are infrared, so people usually looked white and everything else was black.

We were having some trouble figuring out what was going on, and a few of us thought that maybe something kinky was going on. We checked the ticket sales, and saw that three tickets were sold to this particular show, but we could only see one person and this streak of white.

I went in through the front entrance and up the stairs opposite of them, on the right side of the auditorium, just to see what reaction would be caused by someone strolling through the theater. When I got back to the office, the staff members were in hysterics. I watched the replay, and it showed that when I walked through, the two got up from what appeared to be the reverse-cowgirl position and proceeded to get dressed.

We kept an eye on them and about 5 minutes after I left, they went back at it and we had to kick them out of their 11:30am showing of Pete's Dragon. The other guest was aware of what was going on so she got some free movie passes and popcorn and stuff.

Hey.

Your liver produces bile.

Bitch.

Source: Got a C in a highschool anatomy class

normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not to mention that bringing outside food and drinks in is in violation of most state health codes.