ImSpartacus811
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I just set the Guinness World Record for longest distance swim in the ocean on a single breath.
How much did you have to pay Guinness World Records to accept the record?
You always hear that they effectively make money off of charging people for records and I'm curious how it worked for you.
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But try have the compliment follow something mildly light hearted like “ive just lost my train of thought and blanked, your (hair/dress etc) is distracting in the best way. I also admire (insert your compliment)."
Damn, that's smooth.
I'm stealing this.
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Just remember to wait until the end of the rampage to take the chemo drugs.
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She missed the "????" right before "Profit!".
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