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Finally, you have the performers who set out to make people feel horribly awkward, and make an artform out of it. We're talking creepy characters, visual rape jokes, and even one routine that involved sticking a flag up their ass and waving it in the air.

So, sort of like this?

Why don't you have cheddar cheese?

This is literally the cutting edge of technology

I thought Orbital Sciences was using 1960's era, mothballed Russian rocket engines in their rockets. How is 50+ year old rocket technology, coupled with more modern electronics "literally cutting edge"?

I imagine them going like this:

How sure are you that the rocket cannot be salvaged?

Describe for us, in your own words, what happened on the launch site today.

Will this mean spaceflight is forever impossible?

We understand that nobody was injured. But what if somebody was?

Except it's funny because these are the exact kind of questions that you know would be asked.