IamJoshMcDermitt

What the fuck are you talking about? I've never been in American Horror Story. And i have the worst body of any actor on television right now.

The fact that I was broke... and needed a job. What kind of question is that?

Baby Judith. I like wearing diapers.

Someone asked how I came up with the voice for Eugene: Oh! That... I actually based Eugene's voice on my brother Zach... and he gets mad every time I tell people that! But he speaks with such a flat, even affect, that he was like the perfect model for what Eugene sounds like. Eugene's emotional spectrum is so tiny - I couldn't not steal my brother's persona, to make Eugene...

chuckles

I would absolutely love to do more stand-up. The problem is I have to find the time. If anyone wants to write a brand-new act for me, I'd be willing to let them.

Oh absolutely.

Eugene is way cooler than we think.