IamEmmanuelPetit

I flush the toilet of course, and then with the clean water I clean my ass. Like a bidet.

No, I'm a sexy motherfucker

I went into his room in the national team and said, can't you just put your pants away? And he said, but if I leave them on the floor, I can just wake up, step into my pants and pull them up

Scholes.

Yes, I could have played for Manchester United. I really regret not doing that now, I could've played with Giggs, Scholes etcetera. Some amazing players.

But I have a crush on Liverpool - especially right now. I love Klopp and would love to play under him.