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I just want him to write a novel.

Edit: I know he's written two books. They're humorous books written and narrated by Offerman. That's not a novel. I want a novel with the writing in the paragraph above.

So I guess we all just figured out one of the actual benefits of going to a public school with kids your age.

"Because if Aaron Paul said no, then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is that he's not gonna say no, he would never say no. Because of the implication."

You gotta respect the WNBA because you know they'll never sell out.

"Hey John! I know where you and your wife and children live! I can just stop by any time I want! Hahaha, isn't that neat?!"

People are nuts.