I_Fuck_Giraffes

Hey. How's it going?

No, no, common misconception. I actually infiltrate their activism groups to dismantle it from the inside, effectively stopping any real social change. I also listen to their cell phone conversations without a warrant and store recordings indefinitely in the desert.

Until someone drives a car into my lemonade conversation stand and then Brietbart calls me a filthy slut that deserved it before my corpse is even cold.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe_%28novel%29

Get this book. It's great.

"What actually happened at the end of Trading Places?"

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/07/09/200401407/episode-471-the-eddie-murphy-rule?sc=tw&cc=share

Link for the lazy! It's worth a listen.