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Does a virgin that throws money away on penny stocks have any hope of getting laid? Asking for /r/wallstreetbets.

Poor Nets players can't get any respect.

Two questions: do you counsel couples if one person feels the other's breasts need some enhancements, just to help make the decision based on facts?

Secondly, and this is for the /r/wallstreetbets crowd, how much is a typical procedure and what does that get the clients/patients? A lot of our guys hit it big in the market, and I think a few were talking about getting some surgery for their partners.

Do you ever hear something when it gets in front of an orchestra and get surprised that it sounds different than your concept? How do you adjust scoring to get it right?

Why do concert masters move so damn much compared to the rest of the section? You never see the guy in the back row doing the snake charmer as he plays Mendelssohn.

Also, if you could pick one colleague to travel around the world with, who would it be and why?