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Would you give it a seal of approval?

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If I eat your flesh will it grant me magical powers?

I've just read through the policies on your site and they seem very reasonable and you're probably one of the parties most aligned with my own ideals.

But up until now I always thought the pirate party was a one-issue joke party because of the name. How do you propose to move away from this image and gain followers? I don't think I know anyone outside of the internet who has heard of the pirate party.