ICritMyPants

What did you think of your performance on the football video game Pro Evolution Soccer between 2008 and 2010?

What was behind the phrases like "WHAT A SHTOOMER!"?

Count on my vote.

As I'm a Brit, could you explain what a PBA card is, please?

Ah, The Moose of Talksport (Ian Abrahams). Can't go one match without showing what the host team is having on the menu for match day.

I don't have a large intestine either. Mine was taken out after polyps that were in the first stage of bowel cancer were found, it was removed in 2006 when I was 14.

I had to have a colostomy bag for a few months whilst the first operation wounds healed then had a second operation to connect my small intestine to the bowel. My small intestine does both intestine's jobs. At first, I went the toilet with loose poo quite often but it is fine now and all is good.

I hope you are ok and I can only imagine what it must feel like.