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you’d just fight with your red tunic on.

Would another guard bring you live ammo, or do all guards already carry live rounds even when not on QRF?

See, this seems like the more reasonable solution. Why would any guard choose to piss themselves instead of requesting a temporary replacement?

Does having a stable internet connection not negate your definition of "off-grid" (not connected to services)?

just visit an ENT surgeon

Must be nice to be in a healthcare system where you can just do that. I'm in Canada and it's a 12-month wait to see an ENT after getting a referral. There is no such thing as "just visiting" a specialist.

EDIT: I don't have tonsil stones or any other reason to see an ENT. I just know from friends who have had to see one that it's an extraordinarily long wait.

Some companies have a "zero tolerance" policy, where an accusation is enough for a dismissal. Is this a legal practice?