IAmAGoogler

A surprising number. It's kind of scary. :)

hiybbprqag

I don't use them. I sleep in the massage chairs ;)

There are napping pods specifically designed for that purpose! Many offices also have quiet rooms where you can go recline way back in a comfy chair and nap.

Oh, I know that someone inside could identify me. Probably just by "Started 3/2009", given that there were only 12 incoming people in my Noogler class. I'm not trying to hide from Google, just from everyone else. :)