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IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo464 karma

Hello there!

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo419 karma

10 hours of a tea kettle full of water on a stove that's not turned on. Title it A watched kettle never boils

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo221 karma

That would be kind of surreal for Jay-z to just out of nowhere be like "we should jam."

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo190 karma

"Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die."

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo179 karma

Just yell at the server, "AM I BEING DETAINED??!?" next time.