Hypergrip

They treat it like a sort of "legal magic formula" that you don't have to understand, you just have to make sure it's spelled correctly. It might as well be latin or ancient greek.

My personal favorite are videos that say in the description "I do not own the content of this video. All rights belong to the original creators respectively. No copyright infringements intended." And as if that wasn't laughably, almost surreal, enough, they put a crappy 10 second "xX_GiantCock360NoScope_Xx Productions present" Intro at the start of their stolen content...

Defender of the realm

In another answer you wrote that the easiest way to become part of a tribe is to marry into one. How do you generally go about integrating "outsiders" that marry into a tribe? Are those people actively taught tribe history, customs, beliefs, etc.?

(A friend of mine is married to a Japanese woman and lives in Japan - he says he often feels left out or treated like a child when it comes to cultural matters in a larger family context. A bit like "yeah don't mind him, he's German, he can't really understand our culture.")

As a service provider, how serious do you take data security and privacy for your users/customers? Have things like the Patriot Act, etc. impacted your work (directly or indirectly)? What do you think about companies trying to be as transparent as legally possible, imploying things like warrant canaries, etc.?

Well, this is the internet, so we can't let you go without having you read the famous roof scene from "The Room", can we? ;)

Script:

I did not hit her. 
It's not true. 
It's bullshit. 
I did not hit her. 
I did not. 
... 
Oh, hi Mark

Feel free to either try to come as close to the famous original or put a completely different spin on it!

Also a question: Do you have any experience working for audio books or video games? If not, are those things you'd be interested in trying?