HyperbolicChamber

I kinda feel like I'm at Costco, and there's a guy there doing a book signing, but no one is at his little table, and we just made eye contact.

So let me ask you, if I download your book and read it to my kid tomorrow, what is something secret, cool, or anecdotal about it or its message that a normal reader wouldn't otherwise notice?

A Christmas book with Vanessa the fart cloud? Say no more. On my way to download.

What is it like to be Reddit first team all american for a day?