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Hyperbole__Alert2272 karma

My cat did the same thing once but puked it up all over my arm. Gotta tell you though, my arm's never looked better.

Hyperbole__Alert189 karma

He didn't wanna wait for her life to be over.

Hyperbole__Alert164 karma

Emptier, as in less-crowded.

Hyperbole__Alert139 karma

What if you were an Orthodox Jew?

If that were the case she never would have spent money on a vowel.

Hyperbole__Alert23 karma

Was the driver Tony Stewart?