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Would it be feasible to tie several sea turtles together in order to make a raft and escape an island in which you have been marooned?

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My dad is the reason for my love of classic rock. Heavy Metal always reminds me of him because he was also a dork in the 70s and 80s. He's a piece of shit now and I haven't spoken to him in about 2 years.

I guess my question is... will you be my dad?