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HornyMikesBastards2 karma

No phone, no pool, no pets. I ain't got no cigarettes

HornyMikesBastards-5 karma

Dan, that's awesome. I'm really glad that you were able to make test-tube babies.

All the best, Horny Mike

HornyMikesBastards-9 karma

What is it like being a virgin?

HornyMikesBastards-18 karma

Vince, big fan! Go BLUE! Quick question, you horny?

-Horny Mike