HonchoMcDucket

I'm loving it.

I get real ghetto sometimes and get a mcdouble plain and add big mac sauce. It's basically a big mac minus that rediculous middle bun for cheap. I'm a McBaller on a McBudget.

"NAW! I'm only paying you a dollar because shalene told me your diabolical scheme on Reddit!"

I used to work at Carl's Jr and my manager tried to get me to clean up a homeless man's shit off the floor. I simply looked at her and said "I get paid minimum wage. There is no way in hell I'm cleaning up shit. Especially, shit that came out of a human being. No. Not going to happen." She just looked at me in silence for about 20 seconds and then turned and yelled for someone else to do it. I know how it feels to dodge that shitty bullet.