HomerTron

Which sport will you transition to if you get signed by the Cleveland Browns?

I demand a female redditor make this journey tonight, take care of business, and not allow this dude to become a 40 year old virgin. Who is willing to step up to the plate?

It has been stated that Paul Ryan is notorious for enjoying the literature of Ayn Rand and that these books have shaped his political philosophy and worldview. So following the same line of thinking which books have had the biggest impact on your life and possibly framed the outlook which you seek to bring to Congress?

I've never seen one of your films. What's a good starting point? Should I bring popcorn?