Holy_Fuck_Balls

I read this as you yelling. From one Texan to another, Hell yea!

Did you call that guy on the security team out for the “sit on the fucking bench” remark? Seems like a man of God’s security guy would be a little bit more concerned with the Lord watching over him.
Also, as a Houstonian, you should have been tellin them “Bless your heart” instead of “God bless you” since that’s basically a kind hearted “fuck you” in Texas. They’d have never known! It’s the perfect crime!

Hey Elizabeth! Thanks for doing this AMA. Is swimming your favorite activity?