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And Crepe Teepee never stood a chance.

Happy Anniversary! I couldn't find a Delaunay painting on such short notice, but I do have this painting of you as Captain Picard.

Also, rage-fueled smasher of model boats.

Thayer St.. during the Tom's Tracks and In Your Ear era? Record heaven.

Unlike my other idiotic post, this one is true. I was flying out to Chicago last year and a young hippie-ish woman boarded with a HUGE solid-sided carry-on. She needed help to get it in the overhead, and no matter how they jammed it in there, it wouldn't fit. It was like watching a baby working one of those round-peg-square-hole puzzles with a pumpkin and a pint glass. Anyway, the FA eventually got down the aisle through the clot of all the other struggling mongoloids (deep apologies, it's the only word that comes to mind) to tell her that she had to check it. Upset words were said, stern replies. It was checked.

Two weeks later I'm flying back and the same girl tried pulling the exact same thing with the exact same result. If you want attention, join the community theater - otherwise take the fuckin' bus.